I need a murder attempt at the weekend self improvement workshop.?
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DeeCee asked:
I’ve been going through the headlines for ideas but everybody just shoots everybody. Boring. I’ve thought of pushing something heavy off the balcony, poison in the beverage, a banana peel on the stairs. All the usual stuff but I want something different. People have separate rooms but the wannabe murderer has access. It can’t be something premeditated that takes a lot of planning because the idea doesn’t occur until everyone is already there. Any suggestions.
I’m not going to do it, crisma. I’m a writer. Not only that but the murder attempt is destined to fail. It’s a comedy.
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September 18th, 2007 02:56
Hmmm. An “attempt” implies that the person survived the action, and could finger you as the perp. Perhaps a strangulation from behind? Smothering? Something that the victim couldn’t see, so the investigation would be very challenging. You could try some kind of martial arts that only required a few fingers in strategic points to kill… try doing a google search on unsolved murders. Good Luck.
September 20th, 2007 22:35
Watch some of the old Peter Sellers flicks about his bumbling French detective and see if you find some “missed him” gag that you can run with.